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FAKE POLLS

IPSOS SYNNOVATE FAKE POLLS.

Ever since Ipso synnovate started opinion polls. Undecided voters have never changed even by a negligible percentage. It is always 5%. What kind of statistic is that?

Now everybody knows that at this point in time there is no undecided voters, if there were to be. Nobody will walk to the ballot booth undecided, trust me. Unless he is a mad person who is going to leave the mark box blank.

Ipsos synnovate does not specifically ask legible voters but every Tom Dick and Harry on the street, the popularity question. Conversely Infotrack only interviews registered voters.

Now if somebody is pretending not to be decided on the presidential candidate then it only means that 5 years was not enough for him/ her to see, feel and enjoy the fictitious, dubious and imaginary donkey fart record. It therefore follows, all undecided voters are disgruntled by the government and hence have only one choice, voting for NASA.I

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