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HOW I BECAME HAPLESSLY IN LOVE WITH MY SINGLE NEIGHBOUR.

It started as a joke. My daughter liked playing with my neighbour's two year old boy. They came to my house most of the time. He belonged to a sexy young single woman living a few blocks from my house. He started imitating my daughter when she called me dad. He started calling me daddy whenever we met. I didn't have an option but kuitatika. My wife laughed at me and joked that,"tutachunguza hiyo maneno".  Within no time,my neighbours started calling me baba Andrew. I laughed it off. We became good buddies until one day he pulled me towards their home. I couldn't resist. I was welcomed by his mum and offered something to drink. It was awkward sitting at a house that i rarely talk to the owner.
The young nigger sat next to me. An awkward moment followed because we had nothing to talk about.
Watch out for part two here on the main story

Part 2
 I swallowed the juice and excused myself to leave. Andrew cried wanting me to stay. But i couldn't. I went anyway,amid loud cries. He developed tabia ya kuja kwangu kila siku. My wife protested any time his mum came to pick him. We would have supper together and sometimes he was picked after sleeping. I didn't have a problem with it. After all,their noises made my house lively.
When he reached the age to go to baby class, i was surprised when my wife informed me that they were on the same school with my daughter and that she had recommended his mother to take him to this school. So every morning we would leave to drop our kids almost at the same time with the boy's mother. It wasn't a long distance from our estate. One day we met at school parking and we had a brief chat. She complained that she was getting late to get to work because of dropping her boy first to school. I suggested that i be doing it. She was hesitant and said that she will pay me,"ya mafuta". But i denied. I was being a gentleman. I couldn't help but notice her beauty. But i didn't want to wake up the sleeping fisi in me....yet

Part 3
 I didn't let down my male counterparts. I took her number so that i could call her incase of any problem. She took my business number. She had a DM who picked the boy from my house every evening when i brought them back home. One weekend i had gone swimming in Bellevue school. After a few hours,i saw her enter the swimming area accompanied by his son. She was smoking hot. She seemed like walking in slow motion. I almost drowned staring at her boobs as they bounced at every step. She had a top that revealed 70% of her boobs and a short khaki skirt. She went ahead to sit down and helped her son change. She then went with him to the babypool. I had to make a move. I came out towards them and announced my presence. Andrew saw me first just in time when i was staring at her big thighs. She saw me and tried to pull the tight skirt down,smiling. I asked her why she was not swimming and she replied that she didn't know how to. I told her that i would teach her free of charge. We both laughed. She was looking at my abs and when our eyes met,she looked down in embarrassment. I got into the baby pool and told her that i would take care of Andrew and she should stop wetting her nice skirt. She just laughed and tried to get out but it was a bit steep. I jumped out,held her hand and pulled her out. I saw her nice legs as she lifted her leg to step out. God is real. After playing with Andrew for sometimes,i offered to buy them lunch. We used my car and went to a nearby eatery. We chatted heartily as we took lunch. I immediately liked her. She was sharp and smart. She was focused in life on the way she talked.

Weeks passed and we started sending each other messages from "we arrived well at school with Andrew," to "how was your day my dear". Messages were changing each day. But she was cautious. She didn't wander so much into name calling thing. Then i suggested that we meet and have a cup of coffee so that we can get to know each other. She gladly agreed. Aikwek.

Part 4.

Mama Andrew told me over the coffee that the fuckin bitch of a boy that impregnated her,ran away from his responsibility. They were not married and so he couldn't say that she was a bad wife. He simply went off and never tried to contact her after learning that she was paged. Talk of deadbeat dad. She was bitter but i reminded her that she was needed to be strong for her son and move on. I told her that the enemy is always happy when you are down. I told her to walk tall because she was already making crucial steps by enrolling her son in school. I added that she needed to let go of her bitterness and hatred and move forward. She listened keenly and made up her mind and promised to change for the better. She thanked me for encouraging her. After that we became even closer. We shared everything secretly. I liked her because she didn't make anyone suspect us. Whenever she came to my house,she pretended as if nothing had happened. She didn't even greet me. At night we would chat and she send me nude photos. She told me that she felt like a virgin once more. She went ahead to say that she had not had sex for 3years. Since she gave birth to Andrew,she hated all men and she used to wank to pleasure herself. I pitied her. I promised to help her. She asked me how and i told her that i would get her a real dick. Aikwek

Part 5
She laughed at my proposal but she said that she feared starting something that she has dreaded for a long time. Things went from good to better. I developed feelings towards her. She was good to talk to. She didn't ask silly question like" why are you blueticking me?", and the rest. She was always composed and ever asked about my family. She couldn't sleep without wishing me a good night. She was only mad when i forgot to wish her a goodnight. Every night i would remain behind when my family sleeps to chat with her till very late at night. She was good to talk to and we opened up to each other so much. We developed a strong bond. I would dash to her house sometimes to get a hug and a kiss and leave in a hurry.

It was time to go down south. She was very nervous and she always postponed our date. She said that she feared starting or engaging in it. She felt that she would not let me go after that. I assured her that i got her in control and had nothing to worry about. We set up a date at last and this time she didn't disappoint.
 I was going to nanyuki for a business duty and we made an arrangement to go together.  We were to leave on Friday evening  and come back on Sunday.   In the car i couldn't help but kept my hands all over her sexy body. She didn't disappoint too. Kissing and touching me while i was driving. But she kept reminding me to focus on the road.
Nanyuki,here we come. Aikwek ee

Part 6
 In kale land we say,"moome teta ole rue".  Yaani my fren hiyo ni kusema,  a cow doesn't graze where it sleeps. That's why we went far away to nanyuki. We arrived around 6pm,booked our room and went in to settle. She was still nervous but she had taken a few sips of whiskey that i had in the car and it was working magic. She said that she needed to take a shower and off she went to the bathroom. I suggested that we do it together but she refused,saying that i needed to take it slow because i had all the weekend. But in my heart i was like," every second counts".  The time towards Sunday was not increasing but reducing at every move of the second. I didn't want to show that am the Secretary general of our sacco so i let her be. After finishing she came out to find me on my boxers. There was movements inside the boxer. She looked at me and smiled. She had a towel wrapped around her and i moved towards her. She froze,not knowing what to say or do. I kissed her holding her waist. I pressed my dick against her belly. She kissed me harder and passionately. I pulled off the towel to reveal the erect boobs. I wondered why ladies say that sucking boobs by a baby makes them be like slippers. I licked and sucked the nipples. They were hard and warm from the shower water. I moved my hand down south. Then i whispered to her ear,"let me shower first ". aapakis

Part 7.

I came out of the shower to find her standing close to the tv trying to scroll for better channels. She turned to look at me but she immediately looked away when she saw me naked. She was shy and she had wrapped the towel on again. I knew that she was nervous. I went to her and held her shoulders. She stood still. I took a hand round her waist and all the way to the pussy. Another hand went to the chin. I bowed my head onto her shoulder and turned her head. Our lips met. She held my head and the other hand held my hand that was rubbing the clit. Then the towel just fell down. Her body made me more horny. She was curvy and the right size. Not big not skinny. The idea of picking a condom flew away from my mind. She moved her hand and held my dick. I held her shoulder kissing her neck. I spanked her ass and she gasped saying,"ohh yeah".  I pushed her to the bed with measured energy. She gave me a look of desire. I followed her and went for the pussy. Fisis start with tender parts first. I licked the already wet nunu like the world was ending. She lifted her legs making it more accessible. I spit and licked it clean. I tapped it with my dick occasionally and sucked the juicy clit. The pussy juice kept flowing like hell. She was almost running out of breath because of the ecstasy. She wanted more  and more.I was taking her to cloud 18. She cummed and cummed. Then i went for the fuck. But alas. All along i thought that she lied about being "a secondary virgin ".  It wasn't easy penetrating. She felt alot of pain but i controlled her till it was all in. And deeper i went. She relaxed as the rhythm increased. She wrapped her legs around my waist as a grinded her.
Aapakis

Part 8.
She didn't want me to cum so quickly so that we could cum together. So i kept pulling the damn thing out. Ichapwe na upepo. Men,that's the only way to survive a longer shot. Especially first shot. We would kiss and let her lie on top of me. She played with my dick asking all sorts of questions. Like why it had something below it. I told her that its a tie given to qualified men from kalenjin who get circumcised in the bush. I couldn't explain how its put there coz it's not meant for a woman's ear.

We had a romantic sexy time the whole of that night. We almost forgot to eat. Then we went out to a famous club in nanyuki. The British soldiers were drooling at my new catch. They wanted to dance with her but they dance like marrionate puppets. Wazungu hawajui kudance aki pto. She had a blue,very short dress that almost revealed 'my' goodies when she bent. One of them came to me and told me that i have a sexy girlfriend. I just felt like a celebrity. Even the Kenyan girls were looking at my property na kiwaru. Some even danced with her. I knew that they might be lesbians but i have no problem with them. Someone should be left to choose their sexual orientation.
Anyway, as we danced our hearts out,one briton kept forcing himself on my girl wanted to have his way. I went and warned him to keep off. If this meant war with Britain to keep her,so be it. He was young and arrogant. His friends tried to pull him but he wanted to fight me. I made a fist ready. Where i come from,we are made to defend our own,at any cost. When his friends released him,he came to me with his chest out and he called me nigger. I gave him a blow that must have moved all his teeth down his throat. What followed was pushing and shoving all over the club. He was taken away as soon as possible. Most people came to my defense including his friends.  We were taken by the bouncers to a certain room and told to wait. After a few hours,the manager and twoBritish soldiers with uniform came to hear what had transpired.  The military guys apologized to us and left. We couldn't continue staying. We went back to our room to do what brought us to mwisho wa reli. Lungula. Ama namna gani

Part 9.
 We utilized our weekend so well. We fucked like rabbits.  While at nanyuki,my wife kept asking me who the photographer of the photos that i updated on fb was. I just told that it was a volunteer. She just told me to get home ndio tuongee. Apparently,my DM and mama Dre's DM had shared that their bosses were away on 'business trips '.  Two was added to one and the equal was scrutinized and measured. They concluded things. And before long,my wife got wind that there was a possibility that we were together. She didn't mention it to me though. I left mama Andrew in town and went home. I didn't receive much welcoming. I immediately knew that something was amiss. She kept going outside and back to the house. My mboch was acting weird too. I took my phone and texted mama Andrew that things were not good. After a few minutes i heard noises outside. My heart was racing like SGR. What the fuck is going on.

Part 10
 As any man,i didn't go to watch wamama wakipigana. I left them to tear each other apart. Bora mtu asiniguse ama kuniletea mdomo. Am a typical kalenjin but a new generation one who discuss sex...unlike some of us. Anyway,after the noise cooled down my wife came back and gave me a killer look. She told me to get married to the 'malaya' coz she was going back to her home. I didn't say a word. Real men don't argue with women. You cannot win my fren. She got into the bedroom. I followed her and took off my clothes as if nothing had happened. I was preparing to hit the shower. She  got so furious because i wasn't saying anything. She stood infront of me and demanded to know if it was true that i was with bot -Andrew. I asked her,"if you already know the truth better than me why are you asking?".  I pushed her aside reminding her to consider her next move coz she might regret. This is a defense mechanism for any man. I didn't know what to do but i had to do something.

She cried her eyes out. The whole night. I felt bad. Really bad. I regretted everything i had done. The guilt ate me up the whole night. I decided to have a new beginning from the next morning.

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